Just another game
Piff joined.
Piff: spot taken?
Piss Blasta: hey piff
Piss Blasta: sorry i was afk
Piss Blasta: ill invite you now
Piff: lol
Piff: step all over my emotions :[
Piff: :'[
Future: dance on em
BornOx joined.
Piff: so im trying this new thing where i dont give a fuck about anything except work
Piff: its kinda nice
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: haha
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: not even girls?
Piff: honestly... the less fucks i give the more they flock
Piss Blasta: 24 hours of no girls!!
Future: ;)
Piff: dude they BAD philipino chick hmu
Piss Blasta: hi future
Piff: shes been on my shit
Future: hey Blasta :D
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: lol
Future: Ive missed u babe!
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: is mariah here?
Crater Creator: ok, not to be a dick
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: and what map are we doing
Piff: this*
Piss Blasta: don't call me babe!
Piss Blasta: its bb to you!
Crater Creator: but Pirates had a +1, and BornOx did too
Future: aaaw
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: hmmm
Future: bb :*
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: well, mariah is afk maybe
Piff: lol a plus one
Piff: wedding invitations went out
Piff: ya'll are late
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: lol
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: that's not the only thing late
Piff: yo this philipino though yo omg
BornOx: its cool we can jump in a pub
Piff: 120 lbs like 5'4
Piff: mad sexy
Piss Blasta: born called it first
Piff: shes 26
Piff: she been following me around and shit
Future: wow, she is fat
Future: lol
Future: xD
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: she's just well built
Piff: >.>
Future: hahahah
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: has muscles
Crater Creator: Mariah, are you here?
Piff: thats not fat at all
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: in her stomach
Piff: shes a stick
Future: Im 120 and alot taller
Future: xD
Piff: what do you mean
Piff: future you're anorexic
Future: my mom claims that too
Future: xD
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: my mom's like the same height as future
Piff: well you know the first step in recovery is admitting it..
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: and ilke 20 pounds less
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: so like future can't be aneroxic
Future: lol
Future: aneroxic?
Mariah Carey: im back
BornOx: its cool im gona stay
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: it's a hard word for me to spell
Future: well
Future: anyhow
Mariah Carey: i was making a new Chris Brown spray
Future: Im thin
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: you shouldn't throw stones cutie
Future: but doctor says Im perfect built and not skinny
Piff: this chick is perfect yo actually i was just assuming her weight honestly... shes really skinny i think she could have another
Piff: ten lbs
Future: so I trust him :P
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: he's just flirting with you
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: don't trust him!
Piff: shes got a nice ass
saucy: Hey
Future: everyone is
Future: my ass is nicer
Future: lol
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: haha
Piff: but it could be bigger
Future: ;)
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: whaaaaaat map
saucy: squats future
Piff: the last chick i fucked was like 150 so idec
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: lol
saucy: squats and hamburgers
Future: Im doing squats
Future: lol
Future: started yday
Piff: her ass was a whooooty
saucy: *kissy kat face*
Future: my ass was perfect be4 tho
Future: just trying to make it shine even more
Future: but now
Crater Creator: lol
Future: lets talk about game
Future: lol
saucy: who we waitin on?
Future: xD
Piff: i like an ass like alexis texas
Future: me and Piff
Future: haha
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: we're waiting for creator to pick a map
saucy: jesus
Piff: orr jade stevens
Future: Saucy <3
Crater Creator: I'm waiting to get a word in edgewise :P
saucy: u had to bring the porn stars in didnt you?
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: haha
Piff: bro...
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: yeah let's keep this lobby classy
Piff: im a sexual human
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: lol
Piff: im sorry
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: guys
saucy: London Keyes, Dylan Ryder, Riley Reid, Maya Gates, Asa Akira
Crater Creator: BornOx, you still want to get your +1 in here?
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: a: no you're not
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: b: we expect it from you
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: c: i don't think anyone cares
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: d: well we all know you secretly love it
saucy: Skin Diamond, Francesca Le, Bobbi Starr, Amber Rayne
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: i think born said he's going to abandon his friend
Crater Creator: e: you're flooding the chat log so BornOx can't see the question
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: he likes us more
Piff: bro
Piff: i dont know any of those
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: he already said
Future: LOL
Piff: nigga looked up his porn hub subscriptions
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: BornOx: its cool im gona stay
saucy: Tori Black, Lucy Thai, Lila Thia(sisters)
saucy: lolll
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: that just seems weird
saucy: Yeah I get bored alot...
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: making it a family business
Future: Ive saved this convo
Future: just for the fun of it
Piff: anyways
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: we better start soon
Future: post it on my blog or something
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: before we get in any deeper
Future: :D
Piss Blasta: yes please
Piff: i will keep you posted on that philipino
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: that's what SHE SAID
saucy: deeper
saucy: hehehehehehe
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: high fives guys
Piff: shes gonna add me on fb
Crater Creator: no fair, you can't that's-what-she-said something you said yourself
Piss Blasta: ... well don't leave him hangin
Piff: i'll show ya'll pics
Piff: cuz ima bag it
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: YES I CAN
Piss Blasta: o/
Piff: its already in the bag
\DEFINITELY NOT/ Pirates: I JUST DID
xoxo Serice